Jack Kingsman's actual brain

Jack's Brain

Hi! I’m Jack Kingsman, an SRE @ Atlassian in Seattle. In my free time stay busy as a volunteer EMT, Divemaster, and amateur radio operator.

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Jul 24, 2014

Today I was taken by surprise as I picked up my energized power brick and felt my magnet tingling! I could get a sense of the shape and volume of the space with a noticeable field – super cool!

Unfortunately, the magnet continues to near the surface of my skin… It’s anyone bet how much longer I’ve got it for – a week in Texas of tubing and fun lakeside may work it out early; I’m bringing a surg kit to manage extrusion if it happens while I’m there. Research continues for magnet 2!

Jul 22, 2014

My primary medical contact throughout all this, Linda, has confirmed my fears that the magnet seems to be extruding/rejecting. From Linda:

Looks like your body is working super-efficiently and I might not be surprised if it popped out in the next few days, like in the night when you’re sleeping. This pic looks very much like a bullet I saw buried near the skin (it had migrated down his arm) that extruded the day after I saw it.   So hurry and get to Denmark now :)  !   next transhuman adventure… ?

Jul 21, 2014

Just a quick pic after a long 24 hours. My sensitivity is increasing, as is the sharpness of the outline of the magnet edge on my skin – the magnet is definitely being pushed on by my body; hopefully it doesn’t get pushed out.

There’s exciting work in the pipeline with some new coatings, so I’m watching eagerly and considering a part 2 if the results are promising!

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At work, we’ve been going hard on building some reports while working with a particularly difficult database that ignores more normal forms than it follows. While my coworkers have found this frustrating, I quite enjoy it. Most of the code for previous reports has been handled entirely in PHP, with database queries getting all the relevant (and irrelevant) data, and looping through massive volumes in PHP (O(n^3+)). In my report, I’ve been working to offload all the processing to the SQL server, which has far more power than our web servers. I love solving the web of joins and sub tables. It’s essentially spacial perception – I visualize the tables and keys as blocks in space with specific connectors (the keys). Interestingly, I’ve never been terribly good at spacial perception – my teachers in pre-kindergarten in New Zealand would make me come to school early and do puzzles, which I despised, partly because it was hard, and partly because it took so long to slow down and think about (if you know me, you’re of course _shocked _that I didn’t enjoy a task that I wasn’t good at and forced me to slow down). The practice paid off though, and while I still have to think hard about 3D nets and folding, my 2D visualizations of SQL databases are a fun challenge.

This next week marks the halfway point of my summer job as a developer. It’s also near the five year anniversary of my employment with this company, and I’m starting to realize how unprepared I am for stepping into the job market in a more full way.

I’ve been formulating a mental todo list of tasks I’d like to do over the next year to try and shape up my employable skills (in addition to keeping up my grades, which is priority number one!).

Jul 16, 2014

Things keep looking better and better. There’s definitely a lump where the magnet is, and there’s one edge that’s closer to the surface than I’d like, but the skin is giving way to more top layer epidermis. I’m really happy with how it’s going!

This picture is after a day under a bandaid (I usually moisturize twice a day, and put a bandaid on it in the morning), and it can get a little more raw looking and feeling without protection, but generally speaking this is a great indicator of progress.

Jul 13, 2014

I’ve been playing with a magnetometer app on my iPhone 5S – it looks like, with my finger against the phone body, I can register ~4 mT (milliteslas), against ~45 µT of background flux. That’s about the strength of a common fridge magnet!

I’d love to get my hands on some more accurate equipment and see what an empirical measurement would be.

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Jul 12, 2014

It tickles!!

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Jul 12, 2014

After a few misfires and incorrect orders (my website is not JacksBrian.com), my final dog tag came! I’ll be wearing this at all times to let emergency medical personnel know about what I’ve got.

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Jul 10, 2014

Seeing a bigger mound of scar tissue forming; definitely been more tender lately. That epidermal tearing continues, which seems weird. I’m still moisturizing twice daily.

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